Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 64

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10. I call Keira Knightley, Ikea Knightley.

9. Bo-boom, very good story.

8. Don't let the little people in, too late, they're already here.

7. It's inflected.

6. He was out with that mower at 7.45.

5. My status is smoking.

4. I may lose my job on Friday, how much worse can this month get?

3. It's rubbish of a grade all of it's own.

2. More creepy than dinner with Paul Daniels.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Not the best architecture in the World, Swindon bus station.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.