Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 407

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Luke is my friend and no-one else's.

9. Stop taking about biscuits, who really cares?

8. You really should go to hospital with that thing.

7. Let's remember what happened last time with those leggings.

6. I thought they looked far better on the model.

5. Keep that quiet, I don't want Gaz finding out about it all.

4. I'm in a home at the moment, but that's just temporary.

3. This will only work until you decide to change things and not take it anymore.

2. There's a person sat over there who looks right shifty.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Where are we anyway? I haven't seen any people for 20 minutes.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 406

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. That will go for about fifty quid.

9. I want want it.

8. Tell Shell what it is, otherwise she won't get it.

7. There use to be some wonderful managers we lost.

6. I didn't have any time to cut the dots off, so that's what it look like.

5. You're going to regret confiding in me really.

4. No it goes left, right, past the school and right by the large bins.

3. I love to see the fear in their eyes.

2. Was there any job you had that you wish you'd just quit?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You're not from round here though, you're from Stratton.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

The Bright Fairy Lights of Swindon's Bus Policy

The loss of a million miles of bus route running in Swindon & Wiltshire since 2013 doesn't seem to bother Swindon Borough Council.

They've defended themselves with pointing out that they and central government support nearly 15 services with investment (or as government usually likes to call it in it's loaded way, 'subsidy') with the Bus Services Operators Grant and Section 106 money from developers.

Oh yes, like the £55,000 of Section 106 money that has been used to decorate the Greenbridge Roundabout with lights to make it look nice.

£55,000 would have gone a long way on, maybe employing a handful of people to act as traffic officers that could be on-call on peak traffic days around the Outlet Village.

Think how good an idea that would be, whilst your stuck on a bus, staring at the pretty lights.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 405

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It didn't do well to start with, not with salmon.

9. Don't forget, it'll be cold when we come out.

8. There was soup, but it was so sloppy, it was disgusting.

7. You can't expect her to wait for you forever if you're going to mess about.

6. He got me again, I said he wouldn't, but he did.

5. It can't be denied, that I looked damn good.

4. Theatre is where I really want to be.

3. Snapchat will kill us all.

2. At the end she turned into a zombie and they got married.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They say it may snow in Highworth, because it's so much higher up.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 404

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I haven't come her to discuss your family affairs.

9. No we came by car, quite a different experience entirely.

8. We had rolls, I can't abide sliced bread.

7. I'm so glad you like it, cos this is all I'm going to be wearing.

6. I suppose he's very nice too, but I'm not going to get to know him.

5. No, there's a queue and you're not in it.

4. I just thought you'd like to know that I really don't care.

3. No, it's the stop next to the giant dog.

2. You could cover that up with a sheet of the big plastic that I keep for it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She's 17, but she looks 20.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 403

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He keeps it all sweet.

9. Thanks, I hadn't realised their were windows there.

8. He wanted to sack him, but then remembered he had no-one left.

7. I swear, it'll be confectionary that brings down the government.

6. Infatuation isn't a great word to use when talking about a relationship.

5. If he's a role model, why does he have to take his shirt off?

4. She's got biscuits coming out of her ears, even the beds have them under.

3. They come and go, but you can always get a new cleaner.

2. The phone I have seems to have turned into the devil on my shoulder.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No, it was the one where they froze Harrison Ford.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 402

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I don't like to quote yourself back to you, but here you go.

9. We need to start the fight back.

8. I had tuna, I bloody love tuna.

7. He should get the sack, you can't get away with that for that long and not get caught.

6. If you're in charge you need to dress the part and not look like a tramp.

5. All the predictions are that we'll be drinking lots and falling over.

4. That bus is always packed with really wealthy pensioners, there's none wearing anoraks.

3. Her face is always everywhere, you can't get away from t.

2. That's what they've been told, but it's not the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like there's a prison in the brain there, with only one inmate.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 401

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. They were hanging on for dear life.

9. Trump is a racist, but will anyone stop him.

8. I returned them for recycling and they gave me back a fiver.

7. He drinks like George Best on a day off.

6. It's a real money-spinner, you can't lose.

5. She kept messaging me, but all sent back were pictures of panda bears.

4. They have the right smell, but I'm not sure about the flavour if I'm honest.

3. If it pours with rain I don't mind as it means I get to spend more time with the dog.

2. It would appear that you're right, which is my least favourite thing to say.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't have to like him, he just has to do the job.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 400

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It seems to be that no-one cares about him when he's being a twat.

9. Those jeans will go with that top and that top will go with Saturday night.

8. You can keep that drink for yourself, it's disgusting, it tastes like putrid socks.

7. That's a bold assumption to make when you're wearing that outfit.

6. I thought I was in 1996 all over again, I had cargo pants on.

5. The Snapchat to me is the end of humanity.

4. I liked his pictures and he liked one of mine from months ago.

3. The traffic seems to have been diverted through their front garden.

2. They keep painting them different colours to little benefit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I know a stable genius, my horse does The Times crossword!

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 399

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I was sick all over it.

9. Talk about a revolution.

8. It's a cream bun, that's all.

7. I'm fed up of diets, I'm just going to eat all the way through to March.

6. No-one in the household even likes mince pies, but we've got them for some reason.

5. We don't buy each other anything, and it's such a relief.

4. I'm off now until the 15th of January, I'm going to take an evening class.

3. The Christmas party ended so badly he has had to leave.

2. They've got to get a new manager before the place becomes bankrupt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've even bought a helicopter, but I don't know where they keep it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 398

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I must have been dreaming.

9. He's really not interested in any work of any kind if he can avoid it.

8. It was when there were letters being sent back and forth.

7. Iceland have them all in one set, they don't taste great, but you can't argue on the price.

6. I fell asleep straight after I put it in the oven, I don't know what happened after that.

5. She didn't get the role and got all emotional, as you'd aspect.

4. I'm not letting him get a phone, it'll make him antisocial.

3. Mostly it's just decorative, you can't eat it, I think.

2. I'm going to defrost it under the hedge in a bucket.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She doesn't really love him, but she's not worked that out yet.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 397

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I've always liked blue in that pattern.

9.  Everything's been bought apart from a present for myself, that I always do.

8. I put a gin in my flask and no-one found out.

7. It felt so naked, for all the good things about it.

6. Trust is the most important aspect of it all.

5. It'll rain and then it'll freeze and it'll be a deathtrap.

4. The shift finishes at 2, but Jason was there until 4 as he couldn't find his locker.

3. I forgot the cheese, what am I going to put on the jacket potatoes?

2. They agreed to go for a drink, I don't know who was less enthusiastic, hr or him.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's a call centre in hell apparently and I'm working in it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 396

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It's all bought, but I don't like any of it if I'm honest.

9. The Post Office was full of my ex's family.

8. What a nice looking lady she is.

7. The bright orange one that looks like a Quality Street.

6. I opened the door to find a rat on the doorstep.

5. Jason will go to the pub and the beast will return.

4. He had wellies on and it was 25 degrees.

3. I better see what disastrous set of biscuits you've bought.

2. I don't like like her, only a bit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't send my love to them.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 395

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It's a Snapchat situation truly.

9. I don't need you to explain everything to me you know.

8. You are so mundane.

7. All he does it gossip.

6. I was laughing so hard at her saying the wrong thing and getting dumped.

5. She didn't do much work when she was at work, so it's not much of a loss.

4. £25 that's all I've got till Thursday.

3. It was covered in salt and had to be washed off first.

2. Plenty of bottles of wine, but no opener, we started to groan and I swear I heard a cry.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The telephone was not invented for you to take selfies, it was invented for me to take selfies.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 394

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It happened to six people I've worked with and it took years for something to be done.

9. Starting is much easier than finishing.

8. Write it off, we all have.

7. Had tinsel all over the garage.

6. There wasn't enough food, so we ran to Tesco and filled three trolleys.

5. Instagram isn't the answer to everything.

4. You're working it well.

3. I'm not going to give you her name, she doesn't like you.

2. Katie just kept on drinking and it's obvious she has a problem.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's such a strong view to have I just stopped talking to her, full stop.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 393

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I've bought it all, but I don't know what it actually does.

9. There's no fun in there, believe me.

8. He expected me to be excited, but I wasn't and I still am not.

7. It's sheer, which makes keeping warm in the frost quite tough.

6. I punched him out, then he weren't laughing.

5. No, she got on the other bus, she can't stand to look at me.

4. It's so dull I fell asleep and woke up when they'd all died.

3. At some stage I'll look up and not know where I am.

2. A watch that doesn't even tell the time, a revolution.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've already had their party, only two went, they took all the food home.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 392

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Going is sort of worse than not going.

9. Stupidest person imaginable.

8. All the presents are done.

7. I've decided to turn on them as a surprise.

6. Nothing has been produced at all.

5. Nando's apparently, chicken and something.

4. Stuck there for 5 hours with nothing interesting to Snapchat.

3. It had cake all over it, so I just did my coat up and carried on.

2. The fundamental problem is, no data left.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Please keep it a secret amongst just us here.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 391

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I won't know until January.

9. I don't want to sit with other people.

8. It makes you look like a pixie.

7. That one I can answer without lying or making anything up.

6. Christmas can be cancelled as far as I'm concerned.

5. Halloween is not from America, people just don't read history.

4. She should be careful not to break her hip.

3. Sarah thought she was being so smart and quite frankly she wasn't at all.

2. Very entertaining, I laughed at all the wrong moments.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why don't you and your sister put down your weapons, I mean your phones.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 390

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I'm going to let it run to it's conclusion.

9. I protect you from harm, I sopped you buying that dress.

8. Brave enough for the whole town, but not going to actually do anything.

7. So much chocolate in the shops already.

6. He was ringing to change his phone plan and got through to a chatline.

5. A big guy, with shoulders like a coffee table.

4. Socks, that's the trend for winter.

3. We bought the fireworks already, storing them under the oven.

2. It's so badly designed, every time I turn off the light I set off the burglar alarm.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Irresistible to women everywhere, including my wife.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 389

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I haven't seen what I can't talk about.

9. People think he's hot, I think he's dead boring.

8. It's just a backpack, no need to get like that.

7. Experts think it's worth over £200.

6. What's wrong with them, why wear white?

5. I owe him money and he doesn't take cards.

4. I never sit there, I can't get out if someone sits next to me.

3. Subway always has that strange smell, I don't go in there any more.

2. The points added up, but I still missed the level and so I lose them all now.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was so disappointed I nearly woke up.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.