Future Anti-Crime Meetings Cancelled Due To Crime

A meeting arranged to devise ways of fighting crime in Old Town has itself been blamed for increasing the crime rate following break ins at the houses of those attending.

The police have blamed over exposure of the meeting's speakers and those attending prior to the meeting itself as the cause. Swindon Centric has a theory that the same fate may have befallen those in Old Town as those firefighters who recently had their own Fire Station burnt down due to poor practise.

Reports that police in both cases are looking for a man called Mr Irony who was wearing a wry 'I told you so smile' have been denied.