Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 26

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10 . I say lets attack Sweden.

9 . She finished the whole book, only took her seven months.

8 . He's a Vice-President and he thinks he's a god of insurance.

7 . They were thrilled to see us, they said.

6 . Isn't gardening now an Olympic sport?

5 . No, this is the top, where my fingers are.

4 . I heard he died quietly, considering he was in the library at the time, that's quite appropriate.

3 . They gave her a raise and her own parking space, so she's happy.

2 . It was a knock-out punch.

And the top ten overheard phrase on Swindon's buses last week?

1 . He called it a three-way dynamic, she thought he was asking in a technical way if they should spice things up in the bedroom. It was actually which of three ways you can take to Birmingham.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.