Sunday, August 14, 2011

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 215

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He used to make models out of mashed potato.

9. There's salad in the fridge, but that's not a meal.

8. Keep going and I'm sure you'll show her pants to be the designer fakes they are.

7. When we get home I'm locking it in the cupboard, we're never using it again.

6. Sarah's changing her job, never understood what she's been doing anyway.

5. Conform and you die.

4. She bought those shoes, then returned them after her birthday.

3. Disaronno smells like something you'd eat.

2. If they moved them to the corner by the main doors, then increased the height of the fixture, we'd have massively more room for bleach.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. 7 years old, 10 years old and 25 years old, they must have got busy before they got busy.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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