Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 21

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10 . If our recycling box isn't collected soon, the newspapers inside them will be historic.

9 . You can't beat a bit of cheddar.

8 . Oops a-daisy!

7 . If I sit on the sunny side, I'll end up looking like Judith Charmers.

6 . You never see any birds in our garden, except a couple of blue tits, when it's cold.

5 . You can't win if you don't buy a ticket.

4 . I was reading that premium bonds are the biggest con going.

3 . He's crashed another car, can we say he's cursed?

2 . It's one-fifty for a single now, daylight robbery with a person wearing a namebadge.

And the top ten overheard phrase on Swindon's buses last week, as voted for by hundreds of the Swindon Centric office staff is...

1 . Just because the bank's given me two credit cards doesn't mean they are any more responsible than me.

Think that these are rather tame? Think that you can do better? Let us know.