Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 209

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10. She appears shorter in person, which is quite an achievement at the grand height of 4 ft 2.

9. Excuse me Madam.

8. It's been reported to us that all the stripy ones have gone, that man's not going to be happy.

7. There was me thinking she was a vegetarian, simply because always saw her at lunch with a mung-bean salad.

6. He was impeccably well dressed and seemed terribly polite.

5. There's only a select number of buses on which sitting with an ipad, reading the news wouldn't result in it being nicked, this is not one of those buses, put it away.

4. I go all the way there, can't find what I'm looking for, end up spending all afternoon drinking tea and have had a great time.

3. Try and look at it from my point of view, he's about as attractive to me as a cheating husband who got rejected from Jeremy Kyle for not being enough of a cad.

2. Sandra said to me that if Mark did it again, she'd rip our the Sky dish and put it in a charity sack.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We're planning on running medical tests on you to see if your ability to function on little to no sleep can be harnessed as a renewable energy source for the nation.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.