Saturday, July 02, 2011

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 206

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He sat in the corner, made conversation with a few people he didn't know, and avoided eye contact.

9. There's not enough forgiveness in the entire world to make me be reasonable to him again.

8. The framework document's been published and no bugger's going to read it.

7. Guidance will be sought, but they won't go with it, it's a political decision.

6. Stop thinking everyone thinks you're cool, newsflash, they don't.

5. Move your foot and let that woman sit down, consideration is needed when it comes to your attitude to others.

4. I'm going to Wimbledon to watch all the rather odd people who go, don't care about the tennis.

3. They sit with their bags on the seats, then grumble when people ask to sit down, and they're not paying!

2. As we passed the stop he was stood holding his side and laughing into his iphone.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep it covered, don't scratch it and when we get off, keep turned the left, I don't want those pensioners seeing it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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