Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week (The New Backlog) ; 207

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10. Stop asking questions, all will become clear.

9. I need to go and see him, I really don't want to unless I'm drunk.

8. They're planning on reducing the planning department by 20 percent, considering their are only 2 people working in it, is going to be interesting.

7. There's a suspect that they've mentioned, but I can't say it was Mark.

6. Banter is the one thing that keeps our school going, that and the fun you can have annoying the neighbours.

5. Trevor suggested I talk to HR, but that woman is so unsociable.

4. Playing football isn't as fun as I remember it being, rather like wearing shorts or not getting enough sleep on a school night.

3. Turn left and go through the 'no entry' sign, don't question it.

2. I haven't seen you for ages, did your stop swelling up then?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They have a 2 for 1 on handbags and I haven't bought any since last week's crisis shop.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.