Monday, July 18, 2011

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 211

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10. Take back what you owe me and we'll call it almost even.

9. It floated right over, then drifted towards the factory and started to drop down behind the trees.

8. Malcolm is slightly more inclined to make stuff up than you'd think.

7. She's had pieces shaved off her leg, some symptoms that I really don't understand.

6. Give it a try, if it doesn't work, what the hell.

5. Whatever she's sprayed on, it smells like it shouldn't have been.

4. You go left, keep on until you reach that high wall, then turn into where it says 'no entry'.

3. Never give them access, once they're in, they're in for life.

2. Have you seen his hair? It looks like whatever was killed to make it suffered in it's last moments.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not allowed sausage rolls anymore, he's very depressed now.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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