Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 210

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10. It's time you had your party frock on and not your overall.

9. With heels like that, I'm not surprised you've got a look like that on your face.

8. Never have I met such a cheeky monkey.

7. I'm not getting off there, these jeans wouldn't be welcome south of the dual carriageway.

6. Whatever happened to that Katy in the houseware department?

5. The impression is given of being somewhere else, but not here.

4. I got a second wind and I'm well away, you can sleep when you're dead.

3. Get your leg back over there, go on.

2. There's going to be music, fireworks and a stall selling muffins of amazing size, oh yeah.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a slippery slope, it starts with eating fast food and ends with watching ITV 2.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.