Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 205

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10. Don't shout that loudly, my head will shatter.

9. He stumbled into the wheelie bin at 2.45, don't know where he is now.

8. All the trees have gone, now they're filling it in.

7. There's that creepy guy, it's my aim to creep him out.

6. He went all the way there and came back and didn't tell anybody until a week later.

5. Have you rebooted the machine for a 5th time? That usually works.

4. It was so quiet I could hear her breathing next door.

3. I'm thinking of a salad for lunch, smoothie, followed by a massive 'these are what you've been saving the calories for' desert.

2. He started to clear out his drawer, it's taken him 3 days so far.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He fell asleep in a chair and had a face like thunder when I left, looked like he had it pressed against a piece of glass.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.