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The long slow death of Forward Swindon has finally been confirmed.
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The long slow death of Forward Swindon has finally been confirmed.
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10. You can't carry on like this all your life.
9. The use of hashtags is overrated to the point of pointlessness.
8. The children were lovely and I miss them greatly.
7. We had a little get-together, nothing too emotional.
6. It's now a weekly ritual.
5. The sushi was not a choice I'd repeat.
4. Come on, I'm not having that, you can get off now.
3. The fair ground rides didn't look safe or clean.
2. You must come round for supper one night.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I always give a sick grin.
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10. I'm sure that's not broccoli.
9. You give me way too much credit on that one.
8. You and me brother, all the way to the end of this route.
7. I can't equalise, you've given away all your points.
6. Have you changed your mind at all?
5. That lunch was he nicest I've had in the rain.
4. Going on a limb could be a phrase deemed offensive by me if I wanted.
3. There's lots of options to win her over when it gets towards Christmas.
2. He's really creepy and quite rightly is avoided by all staff.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. You've not seen Mamma Mia? Then you have not lived a full life.
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10. If I go wrong here I've got to go right round by the opposite side junction which scares me.
9. He brought along sausage rolls and ham sandwiches they were posh.
8. Subway is not somewhere anyone would take a baby.
7. My average evening involves tears and plenty of passive aggressive comments going back and forth.
6. Real life doesn't include what you seem to think it does.
5. For many years it use to be acceptable to drink at lunchtime, now it's acceptable to drink lots at home in the evening.
4. I saw that twinkle in the eye and just kept on talking trying to ignore it.
3. Those shoes are going to be too small and will end up pinching every time you try and dance like that.
2. It was ready ten minutes ago and I'm going to miss the crackling.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. They bought us all new ties, it's the best new thing in my wardrobe since popper trousers.
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10. So, eggs?
9. It sounded like a comedy trumpet.
8. I saw them, they saw me and they walked straight on by.
7. It's deeply troubling when you see how much work he put into it.
6. There will be something serious, but they owe it to tell the truth.
5. No, I'm not 14, so no, I'm not going to the fair.
4. Predictions include me dying my hair silver.
3. You question me all you want, you will get nothing.
2. It was such a big disagreement I had to keep quiet from roaring across the table.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I am the resistance in our street.
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10. No, I was in a proper play.
9. This is the enhanced version of myself.
8. I was overwhelmed with your response to me.
7. That did happen, without a word of a lie.
6. This seat is the worst on the whole bus.
5. They diverted it last week and I had to walk every single day back up the road.
4. If he reverses here we'll go through that wall.
3. You can't film my reaction because I won't react.
2. The pies almost look nicer than they taste.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I'm in the legends status since I started to go grey.
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10. It's easy street, absolutely easy street.
9. You're not sure, but you're going with the wrong answer anyway.
8. Without that shirt it could look a bit nice.
7. A prawn sandwich can go soggy quicker than you think.
6. It went to sudden death and the entire form lost and it went to the ones in blue.
5. Let's just remember the reason we went, which was for all the free stuff.
4. I've got a couple more points to make, but I'll save it for the next bus journey.
3. There's parts of my body I don't like, like this one.
2. You don't need big sleeves to do that really when you think about it at a basic level.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. We came here for one thing and one thing only, knives.
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10. This is what I'm going to be like into the future though.
9. Biscuits are all she really cares about now.
8. Oh, how gorgeous.
7. I thought I was going to be late after all that.
6. Put the barriers up and we'll all have to go the long way round.
5. It was a little awkward, but I'm use to that by now.
4. Places I grew up in weren't anything like this at all.
3. There are more sandwiches than you can ever imagine.
2. Draw a line under all of that, pull up your socks and move the hell on.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I went to visit him and was thoroughly unimpressed by everything.
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10. Clear it out the way so I can get this minus through.
9. So gory I nearly fell off my chair.
8. I felt like such a fraud when they started asking the questions.
7. The character of Pat was based on me in my early days.
6. Just give him a headache tablet and it'll all just pass.
5. Did you know what a financial manager did before you started?
4. The facts were not as clear cut as you'd think.
3. I'll be so quiet, Paul would not even know I'd been through it all.
2. The sea makes such a difference to your work life balance when you live inland.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. It was good, but didn't really move me like X Factor does.
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When politicians have to use public services, they quickly realise why the public thinks the way they do about them.
The latest to come-of-age is Councillor Dale 'I-forgot-to-pay-my-council-tax' Heenan, who's realised how pricey railway season tickets are as he commutes to Bath for work.
Maybe Councillor Dale 'There's-only-one-n-in-Swindon''There's-only-one-n-in-Swindon' could get his mate MP Justin 'Can I interest you in a press release?' Tomlinson to explain the railways, as evidence suggest he's nothing but informed and consistent, especially on the topic of fares.
For a railway town, some of our politicians knowledge calls for one announcement, "MIND THE GAP."
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10. The lights are on, which isn't the norm for our shops.
9. 6 weeks later, they'll all have a drugs habit.
8. Never let the dog see you bathing, he'll want to be in.
7. Cereal is a total con job.
6. The cable was bought online and it looks well dodge.
5. That gig was a washout, do you remember when the police came in?
4. There was an umbrella stand, who has one of those?
3. It got smuggled in, I had it under my coat.
2. It'll get as high as the top of your neck before it falls down.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I bought a load of new sandals, better start burying them in the garden.
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10. Pleased as Larry, that is the correct phrase I do believe.
9. It was a right mutt, god knows how it puts up with him.
8. Let's remember that before it use to hang unused in the stairs cupboard.
7. I fully expect them to have crashed by the time they get to the main junction.
6. My float is total rubbish, it'll bring no good today.
5. They forecast rain and here I am in flip flops for all the good it'll do.
4. Their pastries were all reduced to clear, so I bought them all.
3. A bongo drum has been bought, like that's the idea of our age, I think not.
2. Why are people just eating plain rice, fresh air or nothing would be better surely?
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. There's no tune, it's just pot holes.
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10. You must have caught me on an off day, I was being nice you see.
9. Overtime I hear it, it just fills me with dread.
8. I have never worn sandals how dare you.
7. Everyone's going to be wearing the same thing anyway so there's no need to feel like a fool.
6. Ask me the questions and I'll tell you no lies.
5. Let's remember the real reason we're here, to get stamps.
4. At least you'll know for next time not to do that then in public.
3. Being as bold as you does not become naturally, either to you, or really anyone else.
2. It's not over yet, there's half a mile to go.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. Doctor's orders I'm not to put water on it for three weeks, then only clean water.
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10. It's such a hot thing to do.
9. We go back years, as far as the black and white days.
8. It was a very dry letter I received.
7. They set fire to it, which made it better.
6. That addiction is really becoming a problem.
5. The town is so dry it could burn at any moment.
4. You compete with the best for being wrong.
3. Tense your muscles and you'll look hot.
2. Penhill's finest, never a day sick in 20 years.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. Okay, where are the buckets, where are the buckets.
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10. Who allowed him to go in front of a camera?
9. He was working at the direction of head office.
8. They packed all the boxes with foam and filled the lorry with them.
7. I've been using my bathwater two days in a row.
6. That phone you gave me has a label saying 'Cindy' on it.
5. The context isn't important, it's what you say that counts.
4. I didn't add anything to it, I said it exactly as you said to.
3. A major company isn't going to want to see your legs.
2. All the info will be other people's or incorrect.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. They're going to charge him to the full extent of the law.
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10. It was a giraffe, but it was reduced.
9. Tongs, that's all I can hear.
8. It'll be a good one, I've put my special trousers on.
7. Nigel doesn't reckon to any of it.
6. Years ago I wanted to be a policeman, but it's a lot of effort.
5. I forgot what I was doing and I went round the roundabout another time.
4. I never use that app, it gave me a rash.
3. They closed the floor and relocated everyone to the Oxford one.
2. I'll take the fast car, you can walk it mate.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. Where's the little boys sizes?
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10. It's a scary thing to do.
9. It's a really good deal, let me tell you why.
8. Bananas might eventually die out.
7. I've not done any juicing since the weather turned.
6. I've got a pair of shorts for each day of the week now.
5. They started to melt, we put them back undercover and put a bucket underneath.
4. It compares all the options, then gives you the one you wanted in the first place.
3. The bloke who was in that show about the fishes.
2. By the way, I've already had your lunch.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. Personally, I don't think we have a fully functioning pair of sunglasses between us.
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