Sunday, May 20, 2007

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 8

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

1 . If you spoke faster these bus journeys wouldn't seem quite as long.

2 . They put the murders on the front page to sell the papers, then say 'but they don't happen every day, so don't be scared'.

3 . What is it with Swindon and flashers, is there something in the water? Global warming's to blame, if it was colder, they couldn't do it.

4 . I wish they'd just sack him, I want his job and am not going to hide the fact.

5 . There's chewing gum on that seat.

6 . The GWH saved £200,000 on their laundry, what were they doing, giving them all silk sheets and one of those orthopedic mattresses?

7 . Me and this middle aged woman were the only ones who paid, the rest of them had those free passes, you should have seen the bus driver's face.

8 . She says he's growing cucumbers, but that's not what I've heard.

9 . I'll see you about 1.30/2 o'clock-ish.

10. I've never seen him look in the mirror, he could be a vampire, plus he's always at the dentist. But you didn't hear me say that.

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