Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 6

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1. Shine on me!

2. He always sits in the smoking room, that's why he always smells of smoke.

3. I nearly ended up in Wootton Bassett.

4. I didn't even know that was a Take That song. Mark Owen is still only 4 foot tall.

5. She said she used the election leaflets to line the cat litter tray. She's lying, she hasn't got a letterbox, let alone a cat.

6. It's as if Doctor Who can do no wrong.

7. It's not popular to say, but I'll miss Tony Blair.

8. That new B&Q is huge, you could hide a UFO in an aisle between the paint and fencing and no-one would notice.

9. No, I'm not going to sign on.

10. I'm in the union, but I never paid the membership fee. Does that mean if I drop a pallet on my foot I haven't got a leg to stand on?