Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 13

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1. Have I met your mother?

2. Look at that rain, thought we were in Boscastle for a minute.

3. She's always shopping, her husband's always doing overtime, but I don't think it's enough to cover it.

4. Don't touch it, you'll just make it worse.

5. Do you go to town?

6. If she hasn't had a breakdown by the end of the summer, it'll be because she's started drinking more heavily.

7. Longest day of the year today, it's all downhill from here.

8. The kids who go to Glastonbury don't care about the music, it's all posh people from Cheltenham.

9. She chased him down Newcastle Street with a packet of super noodles.

10. She takes so many pills, she must rattle when she walks to the shops.

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