Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 552

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9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

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7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

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5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

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3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 551

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9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

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7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

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5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

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3. Someone just left it to fester.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

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9. You can't keep a bad idea quiet.

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7. You know when you can just see something bad starting to happen.

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5. It was so repetitive I ended up nodding off.

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3. There were ice-skates, oranges and a sense of doom.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There can't be one person which doesn't recognise the rank stupidity of him.

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9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

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7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

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5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

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3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

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9. That desk was so small.

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7. You couldn't direct traffic, let alone a film.

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5. If you glanced at your phone you'd know I'd left. 

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3. If he travels that far he'll be over his hours by about a week.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Maybe I'm boring, but I don't like different types of cherries at Christmas.

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9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

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7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

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5. A pint of Alloy please.

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3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 546

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9. It says there's no more matching suggestions.

8.

7. Once it opens, I always want more.

6.

5. It sounds like a plinky sound.

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3. There's enough for all of the house, but not the street.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to wear my onesie too, but I was worried about getting too hot.

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9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

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7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

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5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

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3. You have less and less reason to be here.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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9. You can't keep all of this a secret for longer than the event itself.

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7. If it's confirmed, then he'll be out and the other old man will be in.

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5. I just thought it was important to remind you how much I don;'t find interesting.

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3. Neither his employers or family no he has a side business.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a square in front of it first and you'll be streamlined.

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9. At a time like this I don't think about your bedroom.

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7. It falls to the left, like my hair.

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5. Keep perspective on that green light.

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3. Great leaders are born not built.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you tuck your ears in you won't feel cold.

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9. Don't shout if you want to be heard.

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7. I maintain my indifference.

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5. There's no heartwarming part to to this job.

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3. I was not even slightly surprised by his actions.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. See what happens when you don't wear socks?

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9. I'm far enough way to hear, but not be stung.

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7. Karen doesn't know how to count, she was raised by non-numerical parents.

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5. If he doesn't win, I'll burst out crying.

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3. She didn't nick them, they gave them to her.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep all those cakes behind the bag.

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9. You can't dictate to me.

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7. I'm not a fan of unpredicted chocolate.

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5. You may ask why I wear them, because no-one else will.

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3. Is there another route I can take by the field?

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Roughly speaking, it sounds like a con trick.

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9. I never hear the same cries I use to growing up.

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7. The one with the pin round the edge isn't as floury as it looks.

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5. Sam has a very specific way of doing everything.

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3. I was carting round fresh air all day.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I think I'm allergic to stupidity, look at this rash.

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9. All I could hear was his strange tapping, then it went off.

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7. I thought they were a con until I won one.

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5. Keep going along until you find the screw.

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3. He keeps on at him for losing interest in the story.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll gaffer tape that thing onto his nose if he keeps moving it.

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9. It smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like cheese.

8.

7. All my basic maths happen on a Thursday.

6.

5. I'll deal with Hannah when she gets out the door, just get her through it.

4.

3. It's the unknown appetite. 

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'd never find me wearing that face.

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9. It's a big number, but it's not like turning 30 has suddenly crept up on her.

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7. The chocolate ones are tasty, the lemon ones are foul.

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5. I refused to have any reference to it and kept moving.

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3. But it's more hassle and this way I use the same one each time.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They gave her a new cut and she thinks she's been reinvented.

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9. That cake was all I had for breakfast, and it's full of fruit.

8.

7. That sheaf is as much as I'll ever need.

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5. If that was a compliment, it could be taken the wrong way.

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3. I just wore a hat and said I was in fancy dress.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've changed where they put the pants, I thought it looked different.

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9. There was a bitter argument going on when I went along early this morning.

8.

7. It's not so much a light as a beacon of attention.

6.

5. Who actually eats that flavour of crisp?

4.

3. They said they'd pick it up, on a Sunday.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I need reminding before it gets too much.

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9. You're the only person I know who looks better in a mask.

8.

7. His sorry has been heard and commented on as far as Exeter.

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5. But if they add it to the curve later, it doesn't count in the same way.

4.

3. That fudge was way out of date.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Live by the sword, die by the Instagram.

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