Sunday, June 20, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 576

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9. It's about as surprising as that tint in your hair.

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7. I reckon he'll delay, then he'll quit and get divorced.

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5. The way they're going, they'll lose their tops.

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3. It was yellow and moving very fast, but it could have been a banana on wheels.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't corrupt me, you're about 50 years too late.

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Sunday, June 13, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 575

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10.

9. It's so light in the mornings I don't need to put the light on to look for one of my kids.

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7. He listened with both ears, but one's all mashed up.

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5. I've only just put away my big jumper.

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3. Taking it one step at a time will take longer than I've got patience.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you make it sound all cutesy, it doesn't mean I'm going to like what you say.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 574

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10.

9. He's progressively taking over the street with cobbling.

8.

7. If it's got walls then it's classed as indoors.

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5. When we got there they'd sold out of all the proper-sized ones, we had to get fun-sized.

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3. I wouldn't trust him to run a generator.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Kay has aligned herself with Phil's brother-in-law, even though the law would question that definition of family-link.

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Sunday, May 30, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 573

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10.

9. You can't be that blatant with a huge pair of sunglasses and a cap on backwards.

8.

7. I whizzed it over to her and she clearly could walk and get it herself.

6.

5. That pastry always me with a hollow feeling.

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3. I tried to take them with me, but if they don't want to come, I can't help it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's only been half-defeated, much like my footie team.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 572

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10.

9. More of my street has gone sage.

8.

7. My system simply won't stomach that.

6.

5. I was no longer in the inner circle by then.

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3. I don't think that app shows you the buses you want.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you slide it side on you'll be able to see the whole fish.

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Sunday, May 16, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 571

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10.

9. I expect at a later date we'll find her interest in him buried under the patio.

8.

7. Why didn't they check the paperwork before giving him the large button?

6.

5. Once it started raining that ruined the film for me.

4.

3. He's not her husband, but she pretends he is.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I could, I'd wallpaper over this entire year gone.

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Saturday, May 15, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 570

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10.

9. I don't care that much about Claire, not since I grew out my hair.

8.

7. Making something clear is just pretending to answer the question.

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5. I use a reduced fat option on butter chicken.

4.

3. The hail was so loud I had to turn them up.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Liz could have conducted herself better.

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Sunday, May 02, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 569

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9. Lets keep positive is wearing very thin.

8.

7. That moves all the way to the end of the seat.

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5. We may not change the world but I will.

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3. You sound like you're talking to me from a call centre.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All I could smell was damp and garlic.

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Friday, April 30, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 568

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10.

9. I could hear the excitement, then a bike went by.

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7. Not being there has more of an impact than turning up.

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5. You can't motivate people when they're cold.

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3. Keeping that style will mean it eventually comes back around.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It had a red bum and was really cheeky without prompting.

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Sunday, April 25, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 567

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9. I can assure you, not a soul will hear it from me.

8.

7. There's nothing at that stop but a field and some sheep.

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5. I was just looking for my phone, it's very similar to yours.

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3. Lovely to see you again, without the hair.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A very discreet and secret rendezvous.

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Sunday, April 11, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 566

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9. You need to check your own risk and be happy with it.

8.

7. The less friction, always the better.

6.

5. The section over there is full of feather, grab it.

4.

3. It's the case that I'm driving around fresh air.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I have a sign with my number on it, it's very small, but I do have one.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 565

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10.

9. I wouldn't welcome her, she's a vixen.

8.

7. A few people find it annoying, but I like the colour.

6.

5. What about the voice of the billionaire, does nobody care about them?

4.

3. I can use my charm, it gets me a little bit no further.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like dancing on the head of a drawing pin in a gale.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 564

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10.

9. They can't open, they've not got a license.

8.

7. This road keeps getting longer.

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5. There's not a menu of options, it's yes or no.

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3. The difference between those pants and top, everything.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not interesting enough to get a blood clot.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 563

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9. You can buy them without the chocolate on at Asda, they're a cut above.

8.

7. He's motivated, but only for a short distance.

6.

5. Every time he talks about her I want to shake him and say 'move on'.

4.

3. And all that's left is a lonely, hollow feeling.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to be needlessly aggressive, unless there's a need.

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Saturday, March 20, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 562

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9. I've eaten so many biscuits recently I think I crunch when I sit down.

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7. That cloud is very oppressive when you look at it for a while.

6.

5. Clearly, he did not think through how thinking would factor in it.

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3. Don't think for a second that I'm interested in TV at all.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't compare apples and other types of apples.

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Sunday, March 07, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 561

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10.

9. Those flowers look so colourful, almost like they're painted on.

8.

7. Keeping it in the family in a different meaning.

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5. I expect that he will look exactly the same, no change for a whole year.

4.

3. It's all takeaways and apps these days.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can hear a whispering in the morning.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 560

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10.

9. I hold out that eventually, they'll realise they built it in the wrong place.

8.

7. It's just all plastic crap but people still buy it.

6.

5. Keep thinking it's the biscuits that will do me in.

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3. I didn't have a single person on here for an hour, I could have stayed in bed.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That statue doesn't look like him, the mouth is from someone else.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 559

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10.

9. That look with the long bits never suited you.

8.

7. There's less the authorities can do when it's done en masse.

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5. I hear they want to divert them all by the main road and make everyone queue up at the big roundabout.

4.

3. He's been sulking around at home since Christmas.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The wine ended up all over the dog.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 558

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9. The hair gets in places I never knew.

8.

7. It's all fried chicken and chips down out street.

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5. It looked like it was closing, but is still open.

4.

3. Not that bridge, no, not that bridge.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'll mean everything to her and nothing to you.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 557

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9. I didn't stay up, I didn't see any excitement in it.

8.

7. They fake being happy.

6.

5. That drilling started and went on til one o'clock.

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3. It's so long since the last one, it'll be all saggy.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A town with 200,000 people and only one Burger King, tells you all you need to know.

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Saturday, February 06, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 556

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9. If you divide it by your wages you end up with almost nothing.

8.

7. Going for a run is so last year.

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5. If it keeps on, they'll be no movies based on anything other than superheroes soon.

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3. That one person gets to decide the whole thing, they are the leader.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. This weekend I'll be eating several tins of beans with everything.

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Friday, January 29, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 555

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9. The lack of Mars bars was concerning I'm not gonna lie.

8.

7. The market doesn't need you in it faffing around.

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5. You've paid for all of them, you might as well use them up before they go off.

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3. It's just a brand-building exercise for him.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I really don't want to be sticking things up people's noses. 

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Saturday, January 16, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 554

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10.

9. Get a grip, they're no asking you to be a doctor.

8.

7. Of course you can breath through it. it's a cheap piece of cloth.

6.

5. Any devotion is justified for the pie.

4.

3. There was no point in reasoning, there's no capacity for it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't like it at all when it's enforced.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 553

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10.

9. Threats like that end up coming back on you.

8.

7. There's always a drama and the pandemic is no exception.

6.

5. I know how she does it, I just don't care.

4.

3. It't been taught with him being in the house.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They can't get rid of the lodger, but he's better than they are.

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