Hospital In Danger Of Collapse

A desperate announcement was made this weekend for the return of crutches to the Great Western Hospital due to a serious shortage.

'' We can't believe how low we are on crutches, we're asking as many former patients to return any which they might have after treatment''. That comment from Doctor Laura Darling of the GWH, who was very low on her pair, barely three foot six inches.

People visiting the GWH will have to be careful of the North wing of the hospital, which is leaning at a dangerous angle and is currently being propped up by the limited number of crutches the hospital still has.

Rumour that the IVF clinic offices are in danger of falling into the maternity ward if a supporting wall and floor gave way were unfounded. Though it was made clear that in the event of any serious trauma caused to desperate couples could be swiftly dealt with as the psychiatric department would the next floor to come smashing through the opposing wall.

The Swindon Centric Blog Says ; It could be worse than the episode of Fawlty Towers with the builders and Carry On Doctor combined! Return those crutches!

Ok, so 'House' walks with a stick but it is a good show!