Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Con Artists To Move Into Wind Farms As Public Get More Savvy

With the good news that an appeal for additional funds to ensure the survival of the Watchfield Wind Farm project has been met with a huge response in just two days a sinister side to this seemingly good community project is developing. The Swindon Con-Artist Mutal Group or SCAM for short have made it clear they aim to move their vast resources into this type of long-con in the future.

'' As the environment becomes more prominent, so does the opportunity to make money from it, so we shall be moving from stealing people's debit and credit cards to this type of mass business con. It'll be a tough and steep learning curve, but we believe it is a worthwhile effort.'' That comment from Barney ' Bubble Bubble Toil & Trouble' Hubble, local con artist and spokesman for SCAM.

It's unconfirmed tonight that SCAM are aiming to place two turbines on the roof of the David Murray John Tower and are looking for subscribers. Pensioners with more share options than grandchildren are their primary demographic.

Swindon Centric Says ; The Con Is On!

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