Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 5

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1. Do you ever hear someone and it goes in one ear and out the other?

2. Yeah, it does go to the outlet.

3. They arrested a streaker, wonder if there will be an identity parade?

4. Its ensuite, she thinks that's the reason she's in Band D.

5. Women threw themselves under horses for the right to vote, I don't reckon anyone would do that now.

6. I text her back but don't hold your breath on a reply her boyfriend is back for the weekend.

7. We've got dayriders if we get lost.

8. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Yeah ok, but there's always Alan Sugar, thinks he's the new Simon Cowell.

9. Big Brother is so over.

10. Is Who Wants To Be A Millionaire still on? I haven't watched ITV since Nick Berry was in Heartbeat.