Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week 3

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1. How can it be healthy to take easter eggs into kids in hospital over the holidays? Perhaps the chemicals in a creme egg that give it the colour are better than we thought?

2. There's always a huge queue for the 18.

3. She went down to John Lewis in Reading, she buys everything there.

4. I just thought it would be fun to have a barbecue, plus I want to try out those new skewers.

5. I've got to go all the way to London for a cup of tea and a slice of cake, it'll be mind-numbing.

6. Meant to get up to 24 by the weekend, lobster red sunburn here I come!

7. They're going to fit the shelters with those displays that tell you what the time the bus is due.

8. Some guy got on with a twenty pound note, it took ten minutes to give him the change. It was worse because he didn't even get picked up at a stop, he was running.

9. The favourite's down to 8/1, it's got to be a sure thing. I always have a bet on the National.

10. How's it going, is your brother still bald?