What's All This Shouting, This Is A Local Bar For Local People, We'll Have No Trouble Here!

A scheme to prevent violence, disorder and general naughtiness happening on a Friday and Saturday night in the Bridge Street, Farringdon Road area of the town centre has been unveiled.

A team of social characteristic experts will be placed at the boundaries of the town's nightspots to highlight potential drunks and louts (copyright the Daily Mail), community support officers will then move in and persuade the possible offenders to wear a high-visibility jacket.

'' This will short-cut crime fighting when it comes to the end of the night'', said an unidentified Community Support Officer.

When a fight breaks out and a brick and kebab are thrown through a shop window it'll increase our 'crime identify to suspect arrest rate' considerably.

The Swindon Centric Blog Says ; Just hope the officers appointed aren't colour blind and arrest a Council worker cleaning the bins instead.

There's a claim coming, we can see (even if they can't).