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9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

8.

7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

6.

5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

4.

3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

2.

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1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

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9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

8.

7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

6.

5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

4.

3. Someone just left it to fester.

2.

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1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

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9. You can't keep a bad idea quiet.

8.

7. You know when you can just see something bad starting to happen.

6.

5. It was so repetitive I ended up nodding off.

4.

3. There were ice-skates, oranges and a sense of doom.

2.

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1. There can't be one person which doesn't recognise the rank stupidity of him.

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10.

9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

8.

7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

6.

5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

4.

3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

2.

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1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

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9. That desk was so small.

8.

7. You couldn't direct traffic, let alone a film.

6.

5. If you glanced at your phone you'd know I'd left. 

4.

3. If he travels that far he'll be over his hours by about a week.

2.

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1. Maybe I'm boring, but I don't like different types of cherries at Christmas.

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9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

8.

7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

6.

5. A pint of Alloy please.

4.

3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

2.

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1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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9. It says there's no more matching suggestions.

8.

7. Once it opens, I always want more.

6.

5. It sounds like a plinky sound.

4.

3. There's enough for all of the house, but not the street.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to wear my onesie too, but I was worried about getting too hot.

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10.

9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

8.

7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

6.

5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

4.

3. You have less and less reason to be here.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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10.

9. You can't keep all of this a secret for longer than the event itself.

8.

7. If it's confirmed, then he'll be out and the other old man will be in.

6.

5. I just thought it was important to remind you how much I don;'t find interesting.

4.

3. Neither his employers or family no he has a side business.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a square in front of it first and you'll be streamlined.

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10.

9. At a time like this I don't think about your bedroom.

8.

7. It falls to the left, like my hair.

6.

5. Keep perspective on that green light.

4.

3. Great leaders are born not built.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you tuck your ears in you won't feel cold.

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9. Don't shout if you want to be heard.

8.

7. I maintain my indifference.

6.

5. There's no heartwarming part to to this job.

4.

3. I was not even slightly surprised by his actions.

2.

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1. See what happens when you don't wear socks?

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9. I'm far enough way to hear, but not be stung.

8.

7. Karen doesn't know how to count, she was raised by non-numerical parents.

6.

5. If he doesn't win, I'll burst out crying.

4.

3. She didn't nick them, they gave them to her.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep all those cakes behind the bag.

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10.

9. You can't dictate to me.

8.

7. I'm not a fan of unpredicted chocolate.

6.

5. You may ask why I wear them, because no-one else will.

4.

3. Is there another route I can take by the field?

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Roughly speaking, it sounds like a con trick.

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10.

9. I never hear the same cries I use to growing up.

8.

7. The one with the pin round the edge isn't as floury as it looks.

6.

5. Sam has a very specific way of doing everything.

4.

3. I was carting round fresh air all day.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I think I'm allergic to stupidity, look at this rash.

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9. All I could hear was his strange tapping, then it went off.

8.

7. I thought they were a con until I won one.

6.

5. Keep going along until you find the screw.

4.

3. He keeps on at him for losing interest in the story.

2.

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1. I'll gaffer tape that thing onto his nose if he keeps moving it.

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9. It smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like cheese.

8.

7. All my basic maths happen on a Thursday.

6.

5. I'll deal with Hannah when she gets out the door, just get her through it.

4.

3. It's the unknown appetite. 

2.

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1. You'd never find me wearing that face.

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9. It's a big number, but it's not like turning 30 has suddenly crept up on her.

8.

7. The chocolate ones are tasty, the lemon ones are foul.

6.

5. I refused to have any reference to it and kept moving.

4.

3. But it's more hassle and this way I use the same one each time.

2.

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1. They gave her a new cut and she thinks she's been reinvented.

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10.

9. That cake was all I had for breakfast, and it's full of fruit.

8.

7. That sheaf is as much as I'll ever need.

6.

5. If that was a compliment, it could be taken the wrong way.

4.

3. I just wore a hat and said I was in fancy dress.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've changed where they put the pants, I thought it looked different.

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9. There was a bitter argument going on when I went along early this morning.

8.

7. It's not so much a light as a beacon of attention.

6.

5. Who actually eats that flavour of crisp?

4.

3. They said they'd pick it up, on a Sunday.

2.

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1. I need reminding before it gets too much.

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9. You're the only person I know who looks better in a mask.

8.

7. His sorry has been heard and commented on as far as Exeter.

6.

5. But if they add it to the curve later, it doesn't count in the same way.

4.

3. That fudge was way out of date.

2.

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1. Live by the sword, die by the Instagram.

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The Swindon Town Tory Coup-Step

 The silly season is upon us, but for the Conservative group in charge of Swindon Borough Council that means all seasons. 

Evidence of which is clear with the previously Tory, then independent and now nearly Tory again Haydon Wick councillor Oliver Donachie. All in the space of roughly 3 months. What's even stranger is that the Conservative group has voted (closely) to readmit him to the party, despite calling the current leader "lethargic" and "asleep at the wheel", he hasn't apologised or answered questions from fellow members, claims one member of the group.

But they still voted to readmit him. Is something else afoot? Has anyone seen Donachie measuring for new curtains in the Tory leader's office?

Current Conservative Leader David Renard says an announcement will be made when the "group is satisfied the applicant will uphold the highest standards of group membership".

Whatever they might be.

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10.

9. Keep her as far away from Sally as you can, even on video chat, she doesn't like the boxes near each other.

8.

7. There's a lot of wind up that bum.

6.

5. She use to sing at Christmas and on Bank Holidays.

4.

3. It was really uncomfortable, but then I just took off my trousers.

2.

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1. I wish I had a magic machine that could move them all.

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10.

9. She had the mask over where you shouldn't put a mask.

8.

7. When it dropped people went crazy like cats.

6.

5.That jingling bell sounds like a magic trick.

4.

3. I've gone back to my old habits Steve, there's squash in my bottles.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll have to think about a proposal as saucy as that.

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10.

9.  I remember when you could stand up in here and shout about politics.

8.

7. Then you walked in wearing a mask and I thought we were being burgled.

6.

5. They gave you a discount on the shoes, but not the socks.

4.

3. There's a sequel and it tells you less than the first one.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They'll be in, but I think they'll be at risk of boring the hell out of me.

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10.

9. That mask is the most uncomfortable I've seen up close.

8.

7. I'm getting off then, so you can't follow me.

6.

5. There seemed to be loads of salads available but no wood.

4.

3. She didn't give it to me, she threw it at me.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But you're not twenty anymore, haven't been for a while.

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10.

9. Different feelings are going to go round unequally, don't be surprised.

8.

7. It's scary, that's the main part of it.

6.

5. She had all her power taken away from her.

4.

3. There's a one way system, but it's never successfully been negotiated.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know where they buy them.

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10.

9. They've reopened and oddly it now has more atmosphere than before.

8.

7. I had the whole place o myself yesterday, the driver was happy enough to be whistling.

6.

5. She keeps turning it over unnecessarily when it's not ready.

4.

3. You can't expect me to pay that much attention to your doings.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The name's not offensive, it's being removed because it's difficult to spell.

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10.

9. She moved out and regrets nothing. That's right, nothing.

8.

7. That situation doesn't get better the older you are.

6.

5. Why would anyone want to hear about your socks and their failures?

4.

3. It's not stupid to bring it, you're stupid to think it's stupid to bring it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I like skimmed, then I add double cream to it.

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10.

9. The range of biscuits is so big, you wouldn't think it.

8.

7. It's a bubble I'd like to prick.

6.

5. I'm not single, I'm just lazy and unreliable.

4.

3. They've already started to talk about Christmas at work.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was so surreal, it ended up feeling really real.

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10.

9. Keep it, I never wanted it, it never fit properly, and I had to book a slot to buy it.

8.

7.  Those crackers are slightly smaller now and the recipe has definitely changed.

6.

5. Perspective is fine if you've got that luxury.

4.

3. Please don't tell her, I love keeping it secret.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What you going to do, pull down the Diana Dors statue, that well known controversial figure.

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10.

9. It's like she's working to make us not like her even more.

8.

7. There's been less bother but more hassle from it.

6.

5. I found this old thing at the back of the freezer we ate, still not sure what it was.

4.

3. The interlude sounds like the bit in a concert when the person changes clothes.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because someone that influential is selling, doesn't mean you need to be buying.

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10.

9. He's not a person I'd elect to have on my street.

8.

7. The smell that comes off your garden is mega.

6.

5. I'm not considering changing my habits for grass.

4.

3. If you've got time, then you've got the interest.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She wanted a Zoom chat, but I'm not the sort of person for that.

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10.

9. I'm being as faithful as I can, but it's not easy with social media.

8.

7. Barry doesn't like those, he says they taste of sweat.

6.

5. The laugh echoed across to Cricklade.

4.

3. It was more flour than egg.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. In that case Gavin Williamson case teach the first class.

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10.

9. It's all going to be government owned soon, it'll have to be.

8.

7. Those children don't seem to mind, look at them.

6.

5. The tent caught fire in the house.

4.

3. Sourdough, what else?

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's being kept on so they know what he's doing.

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10.

9. If this keeps on, I think I'll take up bee-keeping.

8.

7. The children have declared independence from the adults.

6.

5. Reading was where he is holed-up in.

4.

3. Her mask is an old pair of knickers, it doesn't cover much.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You always order extra rice, the dish is mad bout of rice, why do you need more.

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9. I would like to see 2011 repeated on TV.

8.

7. No, they're stuck at their official relationship houses.

6.

5. I need to see 14 days before I need more pasta.

4.

3. I'd love a haircut, but there's not enough yet, even if it was open.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If he drinks it first, which I'm sure he will.

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10.

9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

8.

7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

6.

5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

4.

3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

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10.

9. There was a flash of light, then it went quiet and it all came back on and you could hear the roar.

8.

7. I saw her out early morning running, yes, I didn't know she was able to.

6.

5. It was so bad we had to stop watching 20 minutes in and just stare at the blank wall.

4.

3. The beans were all eaten, straight out the tin.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're going to not give me any shifts until May now.

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10.

9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

8.

7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

6.

5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

4.

3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

9.

8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

7.

6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

5.

4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

3.

2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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10. She marched in and declared herself sick of it.

9. There was so much mess I had to watch where I put my feet.

8. I was surprised that film had an ending because it seemed to go on forever.

7. There was a lot of sneezing then I could hear giggling through the wall.

6. It was my best shirt then it got ruined permanently.

5. If there was something positive I could do, believe me, I would do it.

4. A hit is a hit, regardless of it comes from the disco era.

3. I got in and then it lashed down, it was like a deluge.

2. Imagining that he was better looking is the only option available now.

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1. Keeping yourself like that means you can't bend your arms.

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10. Just keep it to yourself, like that boring secret.

9. I told you we should not have given her a red pen.

8. You swing left, almost like you're in the middle of the road.

7. I had my hood up and couldn't see him coming.

6. They shifted over and now I've got the place to myself.

5. I kept telling her the date was wrong, but she insisted until she didn't.

4. Give it another 20 twenty minutes and it'll all change again.

3. Those windows have been steamed up since last night, I think they're dead.

2. The draft was so bad I had to put the kids socks on.

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1. I got rid of all my jigsaws and replaced them with a dog.

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10. I can never say bye properly, I always say it like that.

9. No, I've got another murder mystery on Saturday.

8. But we both love you, you're such a perfect human being.

7. We get in ten minutes later than planned due to something happening.

6. There was a banana available, but I wasn't that desperate.

5. That tea you like smells of smoke.

4. Open your eyes and have a look somewhere other than your phone maybe?

3. It was so cold I just kept putting layers on until I couldn't bend my arms anymore.

2. Green all over, like a mouldy troll.

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1. I was going to get her some of that peanut butter marmalade, she always says she invented it first.

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

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1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

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1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

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1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

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1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

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1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

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1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

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1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

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10. It's like some horror film with no phone reception.

9. She describes them in the third person and it just doesn't feel right.

8. There was this creeping sense of utter boredom.

7. I got them in that Havelock Street shop, they had a small stain on them.

6. When I got there the queue was right back to the cash machines.

5. That port you got us went really fast.

4. Loving yourself means you still have to pay the mortgage.

3. I haven't seen him since he gave me that really dangerous lift to work.

2. The last I'd heard she had given her knitting up and was just doing crosswords.

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1. That use to be my grandad's ringtone.

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

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1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

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10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

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1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. I kept on the right side of the bridges.

9. It had a great guitar intro.

8. If you keep repeating like that you'll end up on Dave.

7. There was so much noise I started to feel sick.

6. She was with him on the last day it seems.

5. They have a quiet life on the top floor.

4. I've bought so much stuff I've no-where to put it.

3. The frustration boils over like a kettle some times.

2. If if can be summed up in a few words then you know it's the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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